Hugh Jackman shows off his huge action. TMZ

The greatest one-hit wonders of all time. All utterly shit. Bild

Nicolas Cage. Rubbish hair, but not as bad as his son. Candykirby

Bless! Britney Spears got a lovely GAY cake for her birthday. Hollyscoop

Sienna Miller looking as though she is wearing a huge mackerel suit. Laineygossip

Jodie Marsh looking like an explosion in a twat factory. CDL

It looks like Angelina Jolie isn't pregnant after all. That's one tight dress. SeriouslyOMG

by Ian McShane