Joaquin Phoenix dropping some phat lyrics in a rap style. As bad as you'd imagine. TMZ

Geri Halliwell shows off her golden globes at the Children's BAFTAs. And her arse. WWTDD

Daddy's choice of Halloween outfit might not be helping Britney's mental state. Dlisted

Jessica Simpson demands to go on before the puppet show. Celebwarship

Victoria Beckham tries to do Audrey Hepburn but ends up more like Brundlefly. Laineygossip

Now Tom Cruise controls Amazon. He's already destroyed Woolworths. Yeeeah

Heidi Klum doesn't like promoting nightclubs. Bild

Alex Rodriguez takes a trip to Mexico, coincidentally just as Madonna rolls into town. Celebritysmackblog

by Ian McShane