If you were a stalker, you'd choose to stalk someone vaguely interesting and possibly attractive wouldn't you? Surely you wouldn't waste all that valuable stalking time and energy on a celebrity as shitty as Kirsten Dunst? Well some poor bastard did, and Kirsten - presumably using her Spidey sense - has declared him "mentally ill" - we can only guess she means for stalking her and not stalking in general.

A statement from actress Dunst about the stalker, Christopher Smith - who was apprehended in a citizen's arrest at the actress's house, reads:

"Mr. Smith has repeatedly shown up uninvited at my place of residence in Los Angeles, going so far as to ignore police warnings, bypass my personal security measures, trespass on my property, and attempt to gain entry into my home. Mr. Smith is apparently mentally ill, and, although he has never met me, believes that he has some sort of spiritual connection with me. Mr. Smith's sudden, aggressive, and harassing efforts to contact me are extremely frightening. I fear not only for my own personal safety, but also for the safety and well being of my housemate and assistant."

The housemate and assistant in question is Elizabeth Donohue, who apparently executed the citizen's arrest on Smith when she found him on the property. (You were beaten by a girl, loser!)

On his arrest, Smith told police: "I'm in love with Kirsten, so I went to her house. I connected with Kirsten spiritually. I felt like I connected with her and she connected with me. Now I don't know if she did. I guess you have to ask her if she connected."

Err, we're guessing that she probably didn't...

Whether this 'Mr Smith' (very suspicious sounding name) actually resembles a Mr J Borrell of Camden, North London remains to be seen.

by Rory K