Kimberly Stewart, Leah Wood and Peaches Geldof strip for Tatler

Who lost complete control of their mind and pissed in the face of reason when they commissioned THIS stinker?

Someone at Tatler thought it would be a smashing idea to get Kimberly Stewart (daughter of Rod), a pregnant Leah Wood (daughter of Ronnie) and Peaches Geldof (daughter of Wurzel Gummidge) to strip off for a 'sizzling' photoshoot.

And if this Coven Of Crapness wasn't enough, they asked Swiss cheese-faced 'rocker' and 'photographer' Bryan Adams to take the pictures.

Ladies and gentlemen, the entire notion of 'fame by association' has reached a terrifying new low that threatens to fling open the gates of Hell and release hordes of howling demons that will screech out and bite our tits off.

What in the name of murdering fuck do these people actually DO? What are they actually FOR? (Yes, we are including you in these questions, Bryan.) Their parents are famous and they all think it is their birthright to be famous even though they appear to have an utter absence of identifiable skills/talents. But this plays into the brain-shitting world of Tatler which cares not why anyone is rich or famous; the only important thing for Tatler is that they ARE.

All involved think this is a taboo-smashing moment that will define our age. But, looking at the shots of these dead-eyed uncelebrities trying to 'work the camera', we reckon that even the most callous-handed serial masturbator would throw in the towel (trans: wanking sock) and call it a day.

These people hate you. All you can do is hate them back - more.

by HorseWorm