According to The Sun, a man has been jailed for having sex with a horse after being caught returning to the scene of an earlier crime of bestiality. Has Matthew Broderick finally been punished for the perversion of copulating with Sarah Jessica Parker?

The paper writes…

 

A PERVERT has been jailed for having sex for second time with the same HORSE.

 

Leeroy Le Gallais, 46, was on probation for molesting gelding Calico last year. Then he was caught after leaving his underpants in the stable.

 

But the drunken weirdo returned and committed further indecencies with the same horse, a court in Guernsey heard.

 

Calico's owner found a mounting stool next to the animal the next morning. Calico was also "box walking" — moving sideways — a sign of stress.

 

Next time you see SJP's trotting around on those bow legs of hers, you know what it's called.

 

Le Gallais said he meant to go home but went and "played around" with Calico.

 

He admitted having sex with a horse and was jailed for three years.

 

Now there's been no official confirmation of Broderick's involvement, but 'Leeroy Le Gallais' sounds like a magnificently made up name to us and Broderick, at 46, is the right age. What will the world do for three years without the thespian talents of this acting colossus?

 

(Sorry, slow news day. We could have saved you some time there by just saying 'Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse'.)

 

As you were.