Ah don't you love good news? After learning earlier this week that Blake Fielder-Civil is being sent back to prison for failing a drugs test, we now hear that Coldplay are being sued for copyright infringement over their recent testicles-in-a-vice excruciating hit 'Viva La Vida'. And what musical great have the wet foursome been copying? None other than Eighties joke fret masturbator Joe Satriani...