"Hole in one!" Steve Coogan could have said as he was shagging Courtney Love in a Los Angeles hotel in 2005. Or maybe not. He may well have been thinking about having a good wash afterwards and not playing some Nirvana for a while, but Courtney has revealed what was going through her mind at the time.
 
Love reckons she fell for Coogan because he played Tony Wilson in the film '24 Hour Party People'.
 
She told Elle magazine (why are they interviewing her btw, have we missed Love's fashion career?):
 
"I've seen 24 Hour Party People and my theory on why the whole thing happened is that I had a kind of daddy crush on Tony Wilson. And I transferred to Coogan because he plays WIlson."
 
Oh yeah that'll be it, nothing to do with them both being needy wasters stuck in a hotel desperate for a shag then?

What we want to know is would their shagging have been anything like the fantastic Alan Partidge scene with Jill?

'Do you like me doing that? Shall I do it more quickly or shall I maintain the same speed? Courtney do you mind if I talk? It helps me keep the... wolf from the door, so to speak. Courtney, what do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich town centre? I'll be honest I'm dead against it. People forget that traders need access to Diiiiixons!'