You have to admire Dita Von Teese for having the class and dignity to turn down Russell Brand. Unlike that other ropey tart who made the most of her sordid bunk up with Brand to get herself in a position to get money out of magazines for getting her tits out. Oh no, Dita is much classier than that. She shacked up with the equally scary Marilyn Manson for two years to get herself in a position to get money out of magazines for getting her tits out...

She said: "I will not be shagging Russell Brand.

"Just because I gave him my number does not mean I'll be going on a date with him.

"I was the subject of one of his calls once, but I didn't answer the phone thank goodness!

"I just saw his name come up on the screen and thought: 'I don't think I'm going to answer that right now.'

"He was on air and it was just good female intuition."

If only her female intuition had told her that there was something wrong when she agreed to let Marilyn Manson put his thing in her.