Elton John seems set to have his penis eaten by dog\n

At his 02 gig on Saturday, Reginald Dwight told the audience that he would rather have his cock and balls chewed off by an alsatian than watch the X Factor. With an Alanis Morissette level of irony, on the other side of London, X Factor winner Alexandra Burke was being told that she would be joining Elton on stage as part of his New Year's Eve extravaganza.

Call me a cynical old fucker, but there's a sneaking suspicion in my mind that Elton may just have been saying these oh so outlandish things in order to get a few column inches.

Unless of course he really does want his genitals attacked by an Alsatian?

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