The glamour model, who first stripped for the magazine six years ago (pics here!), claims that after having three children and stripping down to her underwear almost every other day, she is ready to get her bits out again.
But Jordan won't be following in the footsteps of Dita Von Teese, who recently appeared naked in the German version of the magazine - Jordan has much more class you see. Jordan spoke to OK!, in her usual eloquent manner:
"I'd love to do Playboy. Although I just saw Dita Von Teese's cover and it's crap."
She added diplomatically:
"The woman is rank. It's not my cup of tea that she's so pale."
'Pale' as in 'natural' skin tone, which after several hours of scrubbing Jordan still wouldn't be able to find.
"I think the pictures look a bit Readers' Wives. It didn't look like Playboy to me."
Let's just hope that nobody will allow Jordan to show us how it's done.
After all, we much prefer this to this. Just as long as it's never this...
by Mopsa
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