Sam was saying, 'OK, Leo, press your fingers right into her back, hard. Grab her butt, Leo.' All I could think was, 'Please let this be over soon'.

Especially as Sam was saying all of this in the lunch queue. Just joking - he's very professional, but it must be an odd experience demanding that a man run his hands all over your wife's body and ordering him to press that, fondle this and cluck her Gladys sideways. It's a bit like dogging but with a clapperboard. Still with Oscar-nominated Winslet and Oscar-winning Mendes this film is bound to be a massive success and nothing could possibly go wrong.

Apart from Leonardo's face, accent and acting.

by Ian McShane

Sam was saying, 'OK, Leo, press your fingers right into her back, hard. Grab her butt, Leo.' All I could think was, 'Please let this be over soon'.