David Van Day is a man so complex that it will take scientists centuries to unravel the layers of enigmatic meaning that go to make up the second best singer in Dollar. Timmy Mallet is a man so annoying that the government is considering making murder legal.

They spent ages in the jungle 'singing' their 'song' 'Biff Baff Boff'. Not that they are following a template here. No, they are their own men and do things their way. Like go on a jungle-based reality show and then try and launch a single off the back of it. They're not copying anyone here in this 'fame strategy' as serving up a diluted version of what someone else did years before would just be insania.

 

If you've seen the show, you'll know exactly how turd-beckoningly awful the song is.

 

If not, here's the video of rehearsals:

 

 

It's on iTunes right now. Their band is called - groan - 'Croc Idol'. And the song is, literally, a crock of shitwank. It only costs £0.79. But then again, rubella is free.

 

Vote with your wallets, folks.

 

by HorseWorm