Scarecrow-scarer Bob was, of course, not happy about her whirlwind romance and marriage to 'rock' 'star' Max. So a Christmas with them all round the same table would be more uncomfortable than someone eating a bucket of foie gras with a diamond spoon as they project the Band Aid video on a loop onto a starving African's forehead.
Peaches droned in that one-chord voice of hers: "We see each other all the time, so that's fine with us. It's what other young couples do — and it's only for four days."
Yes, Peaches, that's exactly what other young couples do - until they get married (remember that whole business with the rings in the summer?). Then they go, as a couple, to their respective families.
But Peaches thumbs her nose at 'convention'. She is so radical that she refuses to live by your staid rules, daddy-o. And this has absolutely nothing to do with daddy (who picks up her bills) sticking his oar in. Not at all. Not one bit.
Maybe she can now write a fascinating article about her convention-shattering Christmas in her it's-not-a-vanity-publication, Disappear Here. In crayon.
by HorseWorm
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