Not-at-all-bitter professional singleton Jennifer Aniston has revealed just who she can count on in her life. Not the support of her massive network of pals (Courtney Cox, Courtney Cox's husband, erm...) or her current on-off partner John Mayer, but her pet dogs, who have always been there for her, presumably as she provides food and shelter and keeps the door locked.

The former 'Friends' star has two children…sorry, dogs named Norman and Dolly and Jennifer is certain that they are all she needs when it comes to love. No really, it's true. Screaming at a reporter in a vain bid to be heard over the thunderous ticking of her biological clock, Aniston said:

 

"Men come and go but there really is no relationship like the one you have with a dog - and then they don't live as long as they should. You have to say goodbye way too soon. It's just so sad. It makes me so sad. But their love is unconditional and I love that."

 

That's magic! Poor Jennifer, even her dogs die on her eventually. Hopefully scientists can breed an immortal super dog to keep Jennifer and her misery company for the rest of her days. It'll take time and a huge amount of money, but it'll still be easier than finding a man to stay with the neediest woman alive.

 

By Ian McShane