Sometimes you just have to raise your hands at the acts of a cheeky monkey and marvel at their naughtiness, so to the person who hacked into Britney Spears' website and left an extremely rude message purportedly from the singer, my heartiest congratulations and respect.

Britney has her own page on social networking site Twitter (All the good people do innit! - Ed), which for those of you that don't know, is a site a bit like Facebook, if Facebook only alowed you to type one small sentence at a time, which come to think of it isn't a bad idea. Quite a lot of famous people have signed up already, including obviously Britney, but also Stephen Fry, Jonathon Ross and erm, MC Hammer.

 

So when Britney's fans logged on to her page, expecting to read the usual 'Isn't custard GREAT? I had custard last night and it was like, yellow and like, kinda hot?' or 'How much do you think Tuesday weighs?' they were confronted with this rather unusual message from 'Britney'...

 

 

 

Superb. It's assumed that someone hacked into her account and posted filth, but lets be honest, it could just be another umbrella meltdown, though much funnier. Britney's people have since spoilt the fun restored the mental firewall around her thought tumbler and issued a statement saying,

 

"Our Twitter account was hacked this morning. We apologize for any offense caused to Britney's fans and our readers. Everything is sorted out and there should be nothing but great Britney-related news from now on. Thank you for your understanding. - Lauren, Team Britney"

 

Go Team Britney! You're doing marvellous work considering the material. Team Britney, sadly, is no match for the unknown hacker. Whoever is responsible, it's fine work. Let's hope they don't concentrate on any other celebrities with self-serving and inane blogs.

 

Wait! My prayers have been answered!