The lanky pubis is reported to have installed a yoga gym in his London house after he got into the discipline while working in Los Angeles.

This is all apparently to make his coathanger body extra supple so that the - ahem - sexual geometry in his bedroom is even more avant-garde.

We can only imagine that, while he's on the job reaching the parts other ersatz Victorians can't reach, he looks like a Krazy Straw on the barber's floor.

by HorseWorm

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