Paris Hilton has given the world a timely reminder that just because a woman dresses like a cheap, wonk-eyed prostitute she can be a demure and almost unsullied girl at heart (with a wonk-eye). It just goes to show that you can't judge a book by its cover (unless it has the words 'by Jeffrey Archer' on it, then you know it's rubbish). Paris explained to Glamour magazine that despite the image she portrays, she has only slept with two people in her life.

Hey! Stop laughing at the back!

 

Well, she uses the term 'a couple' which sometimes means several more - as in 'I had a couple of drinks last night and hit a copper' but as Paris points out, she plays 'hard to get' just as well as she plays 'hard to like'.

 

"I've only done it with a couple of people. People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss. I think it's important to play hard to get."

 

So it's all the more maddening that this chaste young woman has had 50% of her sexual liaisons leaked onto the internet to form one of the most downloaded sex tapes of all time (though if she has only done it with two people it might explain her dreadful technique in the video - I've been told). So that's Rick Salomon who made the video and presumably Benji Madden (her recent ex). And no-one else.[[[[[[[[ Well, I believe her and have no reason whatsoever to suspect she's lying.

 

In a scene worthy of 'Forrest Gump' Paris explains how sex is like a Prada bag. Expensive and smells of leather? No.

 

"Nobody wants the fake Prada bag; they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive. If you give it up to a guy he won't respect you; he'll want you much more if he can't have you."

 

Superb reverse psychology and who would have thought Paris had such personal insights, realising that she truly is a gaudy and expensive bag?

 

By Ian McShane