What's happening out there on that internet

Fri, 16/01/2009 - 00:00 by chrisns

No-one likes Paris Hilton and her slide into mediocrity gathers speed

Sienna Miller and creepy-faced Cillian Murphy terrify a taxi driver

Joss Stone on going 'headfirst' into playing Henry VIII's wife - the idiot

Paris Hilton rides into town on a massive pink vibrator

Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson back together. Sigh.

Rihanna sports a lovely coldsore-ore-ore-ore

Another reason not to see the 'Sex and the City' sequel - Britney might be in it

Lily Allen won't be working with Mark Ronson. He must be devastated

Johnny Depp to play Hunter S. Thompson again

Nepotism begins at home for Beyonce and her sister

Mitch Winehouse realises he's been out of the limelight.for far too long

by Ian McShane

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