Lily Allen talks about her brother's penis

"When I lived at home, Alfie's room was opposite the main bathroom, and I would have a bath in the morning and it never had a lock on the door and Alfie would get up and come in for a wee, he has got a huge penis."

Lily added: "I'd just be like, 'That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen!'

"He'd even poo in front of me a couple of times. He's got no respect. I'd never poo in front of my brother, never! Wee, yes definitely."

No problem doing verbal turds out of her mouth on a daily basis though.

Here's Alfie in 'Equus'.

(Click to enlarge - if only it was as easy with the real thing, eh Alfie!)

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