Watch out world - Paris Hilton is on the look out for a new best friend, having ditched the dizzy girl who won the TV competition to hang around with her. No need to apply for the position though as Paris has the ideal candidate already in her sights. Hilton's brain has clearly gone as wonky as her ever-rolling eye, judging by the comments she made to Fabulous magazine.

So who would be the ideal person to hook up with this famously spoilt, self-obsessed and shallow talent vacuum? Paris explains,

 

"I love Angelina Jolie. She's strong but gorgeous and uses her fame for good to make a big difference in the world. That's a great quality. I'd have a lot in common with her."

 

A lot in common, eh? Well, they're both female. They have skin and hair. Erm, modesty? I'm struggling…