I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby...
Tue, 27/01/2009 - 00:00 by chrisns
Squeaky-clean Miley Cyrus is causing Disney bosses to sweat profusely and loosen their ties as she continues on her selfish mission of growing up. The 16 year-old 'Hannah Montana' star has had a boyfriend for quite a while now, has been caught texting him whilst in church and is probably ready to launch another teenage pregnancy on America.

Worst of all, she wears heavy metal t-shirts, hardly in keeping with her Christian image. Sadly no Scandinavian death metal bands have yet graced her chest, but she does claim to be a big fan of Iron Maiden, hence her wearing of their images.

 

"I'm sure you all have seen me rocking an Iron Maiden shirt lately and I know there's been some people saying, 'Oh, she's a poser,' and 'The only reason she's wearing Iron Maiden is because she wants to be a rock star.' So, Iron Maiden - Run To The Hills, Fear of the Dark, Running Free, good song, check it out. So thank you, guys. I actually do like Iron Maiden."

 

See, she knows three of their songs so that makes her a fan, and isn't just a desperate teenager hoping to look a little more grown up. Sadly, most of us can name three Westlife songs, which makes us all fans. Miley says so, so it must be true. Message to Billy Ray Cyrus - if you want to 'Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter' no-one will mind too much.

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