
Flying With A Binge
Mon, 02/02/2009 - 00:00 by chrisnsTommy Lee was merely a passenger in the helicopter, which is a shame as there is a video on the internet which shows he can steer a boat with just his penis, so God only knows what manoeuvres his balls could perform in a flying machine. They could at least toot the horn.
Tommy's helicopter was instructed to land immediately by a copper in another helicopter (I assume he did that thing that they do in the movies were he pointed to his throat, made a slashing motion and then pointed towards the ground).
Upon landing Tommy Lee fucked off quicker than a wild chicken in a KFC car park. The pilot of the helicopter was the person that the police were keen to interview. Sadly, before the police arrived someone had plied himthe pilot with massive amounts of vodka. He hadn't drunk any vodka before flying, you understand, but some bad bastard literally filled his kidneys with 17% booze AFTER he touched down.
After the coppers stopped scratching their chins and saying 'Right…' the pilot was take away for a blood alcohol test. I can't imagine how that'll work out.
Tommy Lee has done some scary things in his life but climbing into a greasy, old, out of control machine which might crash at any minute must be terrifying. And to get into a helicopter after the divorce…
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