Penelope Cruz made a sexual request to a hairdresser.

Fellati-D'Oh

Thu, 05/02/2009 - 00:00 by chrisns

Penelope Cruz really isn't helping herself (considering that rumours about her sexuality have been trawling around Hollywood for years) by relating how her poor English skills on arriving in Hollywood led to her asking a female hairdresser to perform an intimate sex act upon her.

It seems that the husky-voiced Spaniard was, as a student, more attracted to French, which comes as little surprise.

"When I was in high school I studied French, so I learned English late. When I first came to America I made a lot of mistakes, like going to the hair salon and asking for a blow job instead of a blow dry."

We've all done it, haven't we? Luckily for Penelope the hairdresser saw the funny side and didn't immediately call the police, resulting in an appearance in a magistrate's court and 120 hours of community service cleaning dog shit off pavements in a freezing cold November. Anyway…

Penelope's hair-related misunderstandings must have caused her some embarrassment over the years. Especially the time when Tom Cruise mentioned he fancied being seen around LA with a beard…