
Twitter The Weak
Tue, 17/02/2009 - 00:00 by chrisns
Either Miley Cyrus had a breakdown of epic proportions yesterday or someone hacked her twitter account and posted obscenities in her name. Hopefully it's the former, but I have a sad suspicion it's the latter (though the spelling would indicate a sex-obsessed 16-year-old).
Imagine logging on to Miley's Twitter page and seeing the question 'Who wants to have sex?' displayed there. There must have been thousands of teenage boys across America punching the air and shouting 'Yeah!' as their hand inched towards the waistband of their shorts.
The messages posted do appear to be the work of a teenage boy listing all the dirty words he knows (even a certain word beginning with the letter 'c' makes an appearance and hey! That's a word that hates women), though this could be exactly how a middle-aged hacker sitting in his mother's attic might write, looking like the comic book guy from 'The Simpsons' but with a noticeable erection.

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