Now that Paris Hilton's ex (for that is how he will be remembered, even if he finds a cure for cancer) Benji Madden has been spotted out with Katy Perry, Paris has decided that she would like him back, despite the fact that the rocker unceremoniously dumped her a few months ago.

Like the proverbial dog in the manger Hilton has been whining to friends about how Madden is the love of her life and is even prepared to go to the extreme lengths of listening to one of his 'Good Charlotte' albums, so she must be serious and not just trying to score points from Katy Perry (probably a hateful person but a bona fide singer with number one hits, unlike Miss Hilton herself).

 

To make matters worse Perry claims she and Madden are just friends (but you just know she could bang him any moment she wants) and despite the fact the were pictured spending Valentine's Day together in Las Vegas insists that they are not "bumping uglies," in her charming choice of words. An almost certainly fictional source for Paris said: "Paris still has very strong feelings for Benji and seeing those pictures has really hurt her - especially as they were taken so close to her birthday. She is determined to get Benji back and she is not going to let anyone or anything stand in her way."

 

Like a wonk-eyed sex Terminator then. Good luck with that quest Paris. Let's hope it all ends in a big smelting in a deserted ironworks.

 

And also a hearty congratulations to Paris Hilton, who swept the boards at the Razzies on Saturday night. Unfortunately Paris wasn't there to collect her awards, despite winning Worst Actress and Worst Couple role for The Hottie and the Nottie and Worst Supporting Actress for Repo! The Genetic Opera. Well done Paris!