They (i.e. us) are calling it EggZoneStock and proclaiming it to be the absolute worst tour in the history of music. Yes, Boyzone have announced that the support act on part of their Irish tour will be X Factor pygmy Eoghan 'Eggnog' Quigg.

Luckily he will only be appearing at Boyzone's Dublin shows on May 26 and 27. But still these two dates will go down in history as the point where music was murdered in its bed, dumped in a shallow grave and covered over with shit, blood and broken glass.

To add insult to injury, Eggy Quigg will release his debut album on March 16.

Can you think of a worse tour than this? Make your suggestions below.

In the meantime, listen to Eggy Bread butcher 'Hallelujah' here:

by HorseWorm