Tue, 24/02/2009 - 00:00 By chrisns
He told The Sun: "I ordered two toy parrots that talk back to you. They record what you say and repeat it. I began to feel they were about the only people who would talk to me.
"I started to think they were real and once ordered three pints - one for me and one each for the parrots."
Jesus.
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