Jesus, you couldn't make this shit up. Oh yes, you could. Star magazine in the US is reporting that Rihanna and Chris Brown have got married.

The mag 'reports': "The couple had a tearful face-to-face meeting at Diddy's $14.5 million Miami mansion, during which an emotional Chris apologized, begged for forgiveness and proposed to her on the spot."

 

A source added: "All she's ever wanted was to be with him forever.

 

"Rihanna is looking for the husband-and-two-kids deal before she turns 25. She believes in fairy tales, and she wants to live hers with Chris.

 

"She was totally up front and confessed to him, 'I can't live without you.'"

 

If it's there, I'll give you the money myself etc.