The classy news is that the pair will consecrate their love in the sanctity of marriage in a dignified and heartfelt ceremony which will incorporate a Pink Cadillac, a vicar hanging out of a booth and the words 'drive-thru' featuring heavily (and not just for the food at the reception).

The pair will drive up to a chapel window out of which a pastor will appear (no news on whether he'll have a headset and grease-encrusted robes), remind the pair of their sacred vows, chuck in a song and fifteen minutes later charge them $45. Call it $50 if you want a photo and key-ring made of the event. Sharon said she was happy with this sad, plastic and shameful course of events.

"I'm not disappointed. I want to see her happy so if that is what she wants to do, then I am happy with that."

She sounds happy. Presumably the wedding guests will be in a car behind, in which case let's all hope that Ozzy isn't driving. And when the happy couple sign the register they can ask where the drive-thru divorce court is located and programme it onto their sat nav for use in a few weeks.