Jo O'Meara gets boob op to 'cheer herself up'

Breast Club 7

Wed, 25/03/2009 - 00:00 by chrisns

Former S Club 7 'singer' and TV racist Jo O'Meara has had a boob job to cheer herself up. She claims that, after giving birth to a son last year, her breasts ended up looking like "two saggy condoms". Maybe if she'd used a condom, the post-natal mammary collapse wouldn't have happened.

Anyway, she's got a 34DD chest now and feels a lot happier. And hopefully this will give people something else to talk about instead of going on about her racism. She wants to put her racism behind her. Can we all stop talking about her racism? She's got new breasts and that's SURELY more interesting than racism. Got that? Breasts are surely more interesting than racism. Aren't they?

Jo, of course, was embroiled in RacistGate during Celebrity Big Brother in 2007. Also starring in that show was Jade Goody. Now considering the news this week, it would be horribly cynical to suggest that there is something a bit whiffy about the timing of Jo announcing her new-look chest. No one could be THAT ruthless, could they? Could they?