Britney Spears is still not quite right

She's fine - honestly.

Thu, 26/03/2009 - 00:00 by chrisns

We know it's difficult talking and moving at the same time darling, but seriously - what the hell are you saying that for? It's March, you loonbag. (48 seconds in)

It's like when a child can't cope with silences in conversation so just blurts out anything to fill the air. You know - "Why do we die?" "What colour is Thursday?" "Merry Christmas!" "The vicar touched me there daddy" etc.