Just how does Lindsay Lohan support herself and her ridiculously-affluent lifestyle? Surely it can't still be the royalties from 'Freaky Friday' rolling in, and let's face it everything she has done since has turned to shit, like a Hollywood King Midas in reverse? So it was even more puzzling when Lindsay appeared last week at the wheel of a Maserati car, estimated to cost at least $130,000 (though after Lindsay has dragged her arse across the interior the depreciation will kick in heavily).

Maybe her leggings line is selling particularly well? Not likely. In fact, as TMZ.com discovered, Lindsay has borrowed the car from a friend who had lent it to her for free and with 'no strings attached'.

 

And it's just a sheer co-incidence that this 'friend' of Lindsay just happens to be called Dennis DeSantis. What's that? You recognise the name? Shame on you (and can I borrow your DVD collection?). For Dennis is a movie producer. You won't see his name on the credits of the boring Hollywood mainstream movies though. He's more likely to have had a hand (and maybe something more unsavoury) as such classics as 'Butt Sluts' and the literally seminal 'Origami So Horny'.

 

So why would Lindsay be such good 'friends' with a porn mogul? Oh, no doubt there'll be rumours, just because she's royally messed up her film career and occasionally appears topless in tasteful magazines that she is heading towards a career in porn. And the fact that she's not adverse to a bit of lady action coupled with the fact she's shagged Calum Best means that she's a right dirty one who is prepared to do anything.

 

So, dodgy camerawork, poorly-written scripts which barely serve as a narrative device to link sex scenes and wooden acting. But that's enough about 'I Know Who Killed Me'. If the Maserati is a down-payment to a new type of career then Lindsay should slot right in, pardon the expression