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Celebrity Porn | Lindsay Lohan

Maybe her leggings line is selling particularly well? Not likely. In fact, as TMZ.com discovered, Lindsay has borrowed the car from a friend who had lent it to her for free and with 'no strings attached'.

 

And it's just a sheer co-incidence that this 'friend' of Lindsay just happens to be called Dennis DeSantis. What's that? You recognise the name? Shame on you (and can I borrow your DVD collection?). For Dennis is a movie producer. You won't see his name on the credits of the boring Hollywood mainstream movies though. He's more likely to have had a hand (and maybe something more unsavoury) as such classics as 'Butt Sluts' and the literally seminal 'Origami So Horny'.

 

So why would Lindsay be such good 'friends' with a porn mogul? Oh, no doubt there'll be rumours, just because she's royally messed up her film career and occasionally appears topless in tasteful magazines that she is heading towards a career in porn. And the fact that she's not adverse to a bit of lady action coupled with the fact she's shagged Calum Best means that she's a right dirty one who is prepared to do anything.

 

So, dodgy camerawork, poorly-written scripts which barely serve as a narrative device to link sex scenes and wooden acting. But that's enough about 'I Know Who Killed Me'. If the Maserati is a down-payment to a new type of career then Lindsay should slot right in, pardon the expression

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