Guy Ritchie has been pretty quiet lately, even though he has been the recipient of a rather magnificent divorce pay-off. Guy has kept his head down and attempted to adopt a dignified silence, with only a few nights out bathed in the flashes of paparazzi on the arm of beautiful women much younger than his ex-wife. Yes, every single one of the women he's been pictured with looks as though they're less than three hundred years old, the cad.

Guy clearly still cares greatly for Madonna though. What else could explain his statement released after the Queen of Pop was given a statement by Malawian courts which basically said 'Fuck off and stop trying to steal our children'?

 

"She is motivated only by being a caring parent who seeks to share some of the advantages and opportunities that her life has given her. This time it did not work out, but there will be other opportunities and I wish her well in them. She is a great mum."

 

And after all, who would know better about benefiting from the 'advantages and opportunities' that a rich parent/partner can give than 'Lord Guy of Whothefuckareyoulookingatyounonce'?

 

No, it's just nice to see that Guy is so positive about his ex-wife and her adoption plans. Almost as though the massive divorce pay off he received included some proviso demanding he support a new adoption bid.

 

No, that's too cynical. He's just genuinely interested. And let's face it, Guy's a pretty good judge of character, Jason Statham is a brilliant leading man and Dexter Fletcher off 'Press Gang' will be winning an Oscar soon for the lead role in 'Guy Ritchie's "Hamlet"'.