Today, we have Coleen Nolan in a pair of wet look leggings with two topless men *shudders* at the launch of her autobiography in London, Upfront and Personal *shudders again*

The winner from the Keith Chegwin one yesterday is Kwebb with, "As I wandered lonely as a cloud, after working 6 hours on the tills, aisle 9 hid the deal of the week - 2 pounds off 12 Holsten Pils." And the runner up, Elbow with "shit, i thought i'd be stacking the chocolate liqueurs".

Because he used to be an alcoholic :((