Miley Cyrus still sleeps with her parents

Shudder Known Better

Wed, 08/04/2009 - 23:00 by chrisns

Had a good shudder yet today? Here's your chance with the news that teenage starlet Miley Cyrus had admitted that despite being sixteen and in a relationship with a model, she occasionally creeps into her parents bed in the middle of the night. Some people have commented that Billy Ray Cyrus' relationship with his daughter is already a little creepy, what with escorting her to photoshoots and generally having a big hand in her career. Well, this news really isn't going to help.

Miley was talking to a reporter from Glamour magazine and continued talking even though her interviewer was shuddering too hard to write down a single word.

"At times I feel I'm very mature for my age, but other times I feel very immature. I still like to sleep with my parents sometimes."

Oops! There's the shudder again. You'd imagine that Miley would be surrounded by aides who would immediately stop the interview, then stop her pocket money for a month, but no, she was allowed to continue,

"I'll go into their bedroom and snuggle with my mom, because I've been working all day and haven't seen her. I'm not around other people my age that much, so I don't know how 16-year-olds are supposed to act! I just do what feels right."

So that's what feels right? Miley really needs to do more mixing with her peers. Still, it's a relief that it's only her mom she cuddles with at night, though it begs the question - if Billy Ray isn't with his wife in bed then where's Pop?

Answers to the usual address. Any that say 'He's in Miley's bed, that's why she got out' will be immediately disqualified.