Time was that fans would throw knickers at their favourite singer (see the career of bellowing pube-with-a-tan Tom Jones). But in what fucked-up parallel universe does a (presumably female) fan think that sending a tube of cotton wool drenched in menstrual blood to a pop star is a good idea?
Does he have any songs about periods? I don't know his music well enough to know. Or is it some kind of post-modern art statement about how his music is so powerful that it sends ladies' ovulation patterns mental?
At no point should anyone suggest that a tampon was an apposite gift as Enrique is "a stuck up cunt".
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