Heather Mills may be a safe distance away from us over in the US, but the former model continues to haunt us with her mentalness as she's currently pledging to "clear" all the stories ever written about her from the internet.

Heather said: "I stopped reading stories about myself a number of years ago. But recently I've been going through the internet, clearing up [rumours]. I've got many thousands to go. I plan to clear the internet so my daughter doesn't read all the lies when she's 12."

 

Perhaps Heather could contemplate a move to China.

 

*Fingers crossed*