Let's face it - Gordon Ramsey is screwed. Not since Michael Jackson got found scribbling 'Jesus Juice' on a can of Fanta has anyone been caught out SO much. So to celebrate, we've come up with 10 suggestions for him to request as his last meal, which will probably be served before the end of the week. Help us out!

1) Knickers and knockers: gory
2) Fruity tart drizzled with cream
3) The Vertical Hamburger

4) Coq au Vag

5) Spit Roasted suckling pig

6) Whore d'oeuvres
7) Fish finger sandwich

8) A Bit Of A Stew
9) Lettuce Stay Together For The Sake Of The Book Deals

and our favourite...

 

10) Game Bird With Cumin

 

All finished off with a splash of Gordon's... Do your worst moles!