In a year when we've seen Peaches Geldoff marry some nobody, Madonna and Guy Richie divorcing and the whole Ross/Brand story (yawn!), we look back at the year that was, with our very own awards show, BUNCH OF FIVES 2008!
Join Matt on a ropey green screen, to find out who has won such awards as:
Worst Celebrity Meltdown
Best celebrity story
Biggest Hero
Honorary Bono Award
One to Watch 2009
WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Mark Croft continues his transformation into a stubbly ballsack, admits being greedy
Amy Winehouse to release fashion collection, can't she sing instead?
Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil to marry in Vegas, world sighs
Madonna leaves Jesus at home to attend art show, picks up reality star Adam Senn
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
Ronnie Wood visits the country with girlfriend, look like murderers
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler get sexy for W Magazine ahead of Bounty Hunter release
Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
What is so damn great about Blighty?
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