Peaches and Eli Peaches and Eli

Peaches and scream lies!
Thu, 08/04/2010 - 14:20 by HM writer

Here's the United Kingdom's most loved TV presenter and writer (according to boyfriend Eli Roth, who obviously isn't familiar with Fearne Cotton) with globs of glue in her hair leaving Roth's home in LA, presumably off to write a few more magazine articles, newspaper columns after producing a couple of documentaries...

Speaking of which, we've just found this...

 

  • She needs a fucking good shoeing

    koshmar Thu, 15/04/2010 - 03:55
  • What is wrong with her hair? Seriously, what's wrong with just growing it normally like everyone else? Short hair looks a hell of a lot less stupid than ratty extensions that look like they've been glued in by Stevie Wonder.

    retrovertigo Fri, 09/04/2010 - 02:46
  • Good Christ, I was under the assumption that there was a limit on the amount of disgusting that one person can exude. Apparently not for Peaches. Excuse me while I get the eye bleach.

    Berlin Savage Fri, 09/04/2010 - 02:43
  • and I'm guessing she'll use it again too.

    dandyboy Thu, 08/04/2010 - 17:15
  • I smell rohypnol.

    freethepaedos Thu, 08/04/2010 - 16:53
  • I'd be quite "eughhh get the fuck away from me you skanky drug whore" why isn't he being more "eughhh get the fuck away from me you skanky drug whore" ?

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 08/04/2010 - 16:46
  • If 'thatcoolguyben' had nobbed my girlfriend I'd be quite angry. Why isn't he angry?

    Bitch Magnet Thu, 08/04/2010 - 16:18
  • surprised he has anything to do with her, him being jewish, her being a pig

    goldrat Thu, 08/04/2010 - 16:00
  • Jesus, Ross from Friends is looking rough these days

    banquosghost Thu, 08/04/2010 - 15:50
  • Jesus, Ross from Friends is looking rough these days

    banquosghost Thu, 08/04/2010 - 15:50
  • surprised he has anything to do with her, him being jewish, her being a pig

    goldrat Thu, 08/04/2010 - 16:00
  • If 'thatcoolguyben' had nobbed my girlfriend I'd be quite angry. Why isn't he angry?

    Bitch Magnet Thu, 08/04/2010 - 16:18
  • I'd be quite "eughhh get the fuck away from me you skanky drug whore" why isn't he being more "eughhh get the fuck away from me you skanky drug whore" ?

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 08/04/2010 - 16:46
  • I smell rohypnol.

    freethepaedos Thu, 08/04/2010 - 16:53
  • and I'm guessing she'll use it again too.

    dandyboy Thu, 08/04/2010 - 17:15
  • Good Christ, I was under the assumption that there was a limit on the amount of disgusting that one person can exude. Apparently not for Peaches. Excuse me while I get the eye bleach.

    Berlin Savage Fri, 09/04/2010 - 02:43
  • What is wrong with her hair? Seriously, what's wrong with just growing it normally like everyone else? Short hair looks a hell of a lot less stupid than ratty extensions that look like they've been glued in by Stevie Wonder.

    retrovertigo Fri, 09/04/2010 - 02:46
  • She needs a fucking good shoeing

    koshmar Thu, 15/04/2010 - 03:55

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