Pee-Wee, played and created by comedian Paul Reubens, had said of the four week live stage show in LA:
"This is incredibly exciting...We've had incredible audiences during our previews, so tonight's our big opening. I think it's really ready. I think we're ready for everybody."
Also attending the opening were David Arquette (looking really annoying), David Haselhoff, Ellen Page, Eric Idle, Patricia Arquette and Thomas Jane.
And Mr. HM has informed us to remind you (in case you could ever forget and don't imagine him knocking one off in a seedy porn cinema when his name is rarely mentioned) of Pee-Wee Herman's arrest back in 1991, when he was caught masturbating in an adult theatre. Which always seemed very unlucky and a bit unreasonable to us...





COMMENTS (17)
Wanker.
That is one scary looking pervert.
eyes like pissholes in snow.
I grew up in the States in the 80s and this guy was absolutely huge. Could never work it out myself. If there was an entry in the dictionary for 'repressed, self-loathing, attention-seeking pervert, it'd be a photo of this guy.
Or Michael Jackson.
I lived in USA in 80s too. I liked him - I have forced my kids to watch PeeWees Big Adventure many times. Its ace.
I have no idea who this is.
He looks like a pedophile!!!!!!!!! Don't let him into the UK Plurlease!!!!!!!!!
Looks like a character from a late-night version of Sesame Street.
What the fuck happened to Patricia Arquette? Rough as old boots.
Mr HM got arrested for wanking in a pornographic film emporium?
"daddy, daddy, can i be on baywatch some day?"
"of course you can dear"
Would that be the episode featuring a dangerous situation on a tug boat ?
You are joking. That Pee Wee character's the kiss-of-death. And he STILL looks like he would rape off your kids. Why is he doing this? Does he owe a backlog of taxes or something? If so it won't be long before Wesley Snipes is prancing around on stage with him.
It's a bad day when the Hass looks the most "normal"/together in this bunch of ...what exactly? Fame-challenged lens-hogs?
Actually, I think I meant "Hoff"...I always get him mixed up with that lager bear...*cringes"
Oh dear......although I have to admit I quite like "the Hass" it makes it feel like I've got more of an intimate connection to him than all these ingrates who call him "the Hoff"
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