Pee-Wee Herman's back, back, back!
Thu, 21/01/2010 - 12:13 by HM writer

Argh. Pee-wee Herman was looking like John Travolta on a bad day (with less make-up and more hair) but not quite as petrifying as Patricia Arquette's face, as he attended the premiere of the 'The Pee-Wee Herman Show' at Club Nokia in LA...

Pee-Wee, played and created by comedian Paul Reubens, had said of the four week live stage show in LA:

"This is incredibly exciting...We've had incredible audiences during our previews, so tonight's our big opening. I think it's really ready. I think we're ready for everybody."

Also attending the opening were David Arquette (looking really annoying), David Haselhoff, Ellen Page, Eric Idle, Patricia Arquette and Thomas Jane.

And Mr. HM has informed us to remind you (in case you could ever forget and don't imagine him knocking one off in a seedy porn cinema when his name is rarely mentioned) of Pee-Wee Herman's arrest back in 1991, when he was caught masturbating in an adult theatre. Which always seemed very unlucky and a bit unreasonable to us...

 

  • Pair of hasbeens. Move over and let the kids in, you ugly pair of talentless bastards

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    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 12:12
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    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 11:47
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    esomark Mon, 12/04/2010 - 12:33
  • Oh dear......although I have to admit I quite like "the Hass" it makes it feel like I've got more of an intimate connection to him than all these ingrates who call him "the Hoff"

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 22/01/2010 - 17:45
  • I lived in USA in 80s too. I liked him - I have forced my kids to watch PeeWees Big Adventure many times. Its ace.

    shitthebed Fri, 22/01/2010 - 10:45
  • Actually, I think I meant "Hoff"...I always get him mixed up with that lager bear...*cringes"

    laurawump Thu, 21/01/2010 - 23:14
  • It's a bad day when the Hass looks the most "normal"/together in this bunch of ...what exactly? Fame-challenged lens-hogs?

    laurawump Thu, 21/01/2010 - 23:13
  • You are joking. That Pee Wee character's the kiss-of-death. And he STILL looks like he would rape off your kids. Why is he doing this? Does he owe a backlog of taxes or something? If so it won't be long before Wesley Snipes is prancing around on stage with him.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 21/01/2010 - 17:55
  • Would that be the episode featuring a dangerous situation on a tug boat ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 21/01/2010 - 15:24
  • "daddy, daddy, can i be on baywatch some day?"

    "of course you can dear"

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 21/01/2010 - 14:36
  • Mr HM got arrested for wanking in a pornographic film emporium?

    stella ah trois Thu, 21/01/2010 - 14:33
  • What the fuck happened to Patricia Arquette? Rough as old boots.

    jockey Thu, 21/01/2010 - 14:17
  • Looks like a character from a late-night version of Sesame Street.

    dandyboy Thu, 21/01/2010 - 14:12
  • He looks like a pedophile!!!!!!!!! Don't let him into the UK Plurlease!!!!!!!!!

    dionne Thu, 21/01/2010 - 13:51
  • I have no idea who this is.

    tescopop Thu, 21/01/2010 - 13:26
  • I grew up in the States in the 80s and this guy was absolutely huge. Could never work it out myself. If there was an entry in the dictionary for 'repressed, self-loathing, attention-seeking pervert, it'd be a photo of this guy.

    Or Michael Jackson.

    slug Thu, 21/01/2010 - 13:03
  • eyes like pissholes in snow.

    George of Asda Thu, 21/01/2010 - 12:59
  • That is one scary looking pervert.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 21/01/2010 - 12:57
  • That is one scary looking pervert.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 21/01/2010 - 12:57
  • eyes like pissholes in snow.

    George of Asda Thu, 21/01/2010 - 12:59
  • I grew up in the States in the 80s and this guy was absolutely huge. Could never work it out myself. If there was an entry in the dictionary for 'repressed, self-loathing, attention-seeking pervert, it'd be a photo of this guy.

    Or Michael Jackson.

    slug Thu, 21/01/2010 - 13:03
  • I have no idea who this is.

    tescopop Thu, 21/01/2010 - 13:26
  • He looks like a pedophile!!!!!!!!! Don't let him into the UK Plurlease!!!!!!!!!

    dionne Thu, 21/01/2010 - 13:51
  • Looks like a character from a late-night version of Sesame Street.

    dandyboy Thu, 21/01/2010 - 14:12
  • What the fuck happened to Patricia Arquette? Rough as old boots.

    jockey Thu, 21/01/2010 - 14:17
  • Mr HM got arrested for wanking in a pornographic film emporium?

    stella ah trois Thu, 21/01/2010 - 14:33
  • "daddy, daddy, can i be on baywatch some day?"

    "of course you can dear"

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 21/01/2010 - 14:36
  • Would that be the episode featuring a dangerous situation on a tug boat ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 21/01/2010 - 15:24
  • You are joking. That Pee Wee character's the kiss-of-death. And he STILL looks like he would rape off your kids. Why is he doing this? Does he owe a backlog of taxes or something? If so it won't be long before Wesley Snipes is prancing around on stage with him.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 21/01/2010 - 17:55
  • It's a bad day when the Hass looks the most "normal"/together in this bunch of ...what exactly? Fame-challenged lens-hogs?

    laurawump Thu, 21/01/2010 - 23:13
  • Actually, I think I meant "Hoff"...I always get him mixed up with that lager bear...*cringes"

    laurawump Thu, 21/01/2010 - 23:14
  • I lived in USA in 80s too. I liked him - I have forced my kids to watch PeeWees Big Adventure many times. Its ace.

    shitthebed Fri, 22/01/2010 - 10:45
  • Oh dear......although I have to admit I quite like "the Hass" it makes it feel like I've got more of an intimate connection to him than all these ingrates who call him "the Hoff"

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 22/01/2010 - 17:45
  • review of game

    esomark Mon, 12/04/2010 - 12:33
  • "I saw my mother-in-law the other day, fucking hell what a dragon that woman is,..."

    Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/katie-price-frolics-lover-alex-reid-front-cameras26128#ixzz0wfbuGMpn
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    Smoked Fish

    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 11:47
  • Pair of hasbeens. Move over and let the kids in, you ugly pair of talentless bastards

    Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/liam-gallagher-and-liam-howlett-struggle-breath-comedy-jog36923#ixzz0wfiX8SHk
    The best celebrity gossip site in the world.
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    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 12:12

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