Pee-Wee, played and created by comedian Paul Reubens, had said of the four week live stage show in LA:

"This is incredibly exciting...We've had incredible audiences during our previews, so tonight's our big opening. I think it's really ready. I think we're ready for everybody."

Also attending the opening were David Arquette (looking really annoying), David Haselhoff, Ellen Page, Eric Idle, Patricia Arquette and Thomas Jane.

And Mr. HM has informed us to remind you (in case you could ever forget and don't imagine him knocking one off in a seedy porn cinema when his name is rarely mentioned) of Pee-Wee Herman's arrest back in 1991, when he was caught masturbating in an adult theatre. Which always seemed very unlucky and a bit unreasonable to us...