The Transporter franchise races back onto cinema screens this week and this time round, professional hard-man Frank Martin (Jason Statham) must transport...

a) an unattractive but obedient
b) a beautiful but rebellious

 

...Ukrainian girl across Europe whilst trying to thwart the plans of…

 

a) a man who is not evil
b) a man who is evil

 

American newcomer Natalya Rudakova, whose Ukrainian accent is...

 

a) convincing
b) not convincing

 

...plays the mysterious Valentina, whose reckless behaviour frequently forces Frank to fight...

 

a) one man
b) more than one man

 

...at a time, with his shirt…

 

a) on
b) off

 

All of which results in a movie that is...

 

a) 4 out of 5
b) 1 out of 5

 

by Charlie Lyne

 

 

 

 

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