Katie Price's new single "Free to love again"
Free to Love again, except for the husband
Tue, 29/06/2010 - 13:15 by Mr. HMA snippet of Katie Price's forthcoming tragedy "Free To Love" has been leaked online, and it's everything you imagine it to be - but much, much worse.
It's difficult to know where to eve begin with something so inanely bad - so bereft of any form of talent or enthusiasm - so offensive to anyone who enjoys listening to music that we won't even bother commenting. The artwork sums up the whole sorry mess - fake, tarted up to within an inch of it's life but still 100% soulless.
Don't forget - Someone from a record label thought that song was a good idea AFTER hearing this:
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Check out 'Katie Price gets booed at Mayhem', (You Tube)...........................gratifying
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oooo Gary I wanna be in the coooooooooooool gang wid you! I can do diamond kissing! Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!
SO, where's this fucking Helen Mirren woman wanting a fucking good seeing-to?
To paraphrase Donna Summer:
Someone left Katie Price out in the rain,
And I don't know that I can take it,
It took her so long to fake it,
And she'll never have the surgery again...... again.....
*Gary, please oh please. The reason I come here is to read all about hot celebrities and wish I was banging one of them.
*While this statement is intended to be ironic, if Ms Gillan is available between 10 and 11 most weekdays, that would be fine. Let me know.
Ah no, littlelola, your observation is very interesting. Listened again (for purely professional purposes) and I concur. Anyone willing to point out vowel confusion and phonemic incompetence gets a pap in my book.
I'm gonna make him my friend and then I'm sure GaryKing will introduce me to lots of hot celebs who want to make sex
Gary King is such a tease. I like him!
Yeah but I saw another thread where he said he was lying about being able to introduce me to hot celebs.....why do you toy with us GaryKing ? Whyyyy ???
I'm liking this new Gary chap, he's got a lot to say and he says it well.
Even hot celebs!?! Sign me up!!!
Despite Andre being an over-sincere choggie gimp, I'll give him credit where it's due- he can at least sing in tune when live. I'm not saying it's a pleasant experience, but it is, at least, in tune, with half-decent diction. Not only is she borderline tone deaf (despite thinking she's Mariah Carey), she's got dipthong all over the place in both songs (two different sounds on one syllable- e.g. "you" pronounced as "yeee-ooo") and she can't seem to get her veneers around consonants, especially R for some reason.
Yes, that comment is really boring but I'm a singing teacher and bad singing really fucks me off, and that's why I can't watch X-factor.
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Olbas oil?? How funny (laughs) I love it!
The question is though - would I rather smear Olbas into my vuvuzela or listen to Katie's record? I might need a few years to ponder that one. By then The Price might have:
married one of the Jackson kids (probably Blanket)
bullied Living TV into running a show on Harvey's sex change
had a face-off (literally) with Pete Burns where they both swap mugs for an online documentary
kicked the bucket (and I don't mean Alex Reid)
You know, I have a knack to see the beauty in almost anyone or anything, but that picture has a listless, lifeless look on it with the coldness of a (money-operated) robot.
There is nothing remotely appealing about this "woman" - no saving graces whatsoever, yet a proportion of people in this country find her somehow scintillating and worthy of throwing their money at.
I personally find her abhorrent, and call upon everyone to remind all and sundry of how she alone was responsible for the condition of the eldest fat kid. You will be fucking judged on that alone, never mind the endless list of other tasteless shit
No, but your lovely wife would comprehend it if, in a Metamorphosis-stylee she one day awoke to found that she had the body and voice and life of KP but still the mind of Stella. But I would not wish that on either of you.
Yes, but Katie Price has neither the brainpower or the imagination to comprehend the scale of her awfulness by comparison to normal human beings.
What have harvey price and HP sauce got in common?
The initials.
Whats the difference?
The sauce has a cap to stop it dribbling..
Oh but Stella darling, your life could be worse- you could BE Katie Price. Imagine waking up to find you are trapped in an orange shell of plastic and polyfilla with the brainpower of that 'special' kid we all went to school with and a voice so bad that all the over-production in the world can't hide the less than glancing relationship between the noise coming out of your mouth and a 'tune'. Even Kafka would have baulked at that scenario.
It all just screams class down to the tasteful coat of arms on the cover. Destined to prop up the bargain bins of anyone retarded enough to stock it for decades to come.
Too fucking true, Rev-o. There is not an aspect of her life that she hasn't made money out of publicising...her pregnancies, her 'miscarriage', her cancer, her wedding(s), her divorce, her disabled child, her 'rape'.
I might put too high a price on privacy. I'm the sort of person who doesn't even have my birthday or relationship status on Facebook, my philosophy being those who should know my birthday and my relationship status, already do. Maybe not everyone is as private as that, and that's fine, but this orange-tinted botox'd-up slagbag brings new meaning to the phrase: IS NOTHING SACRED???
(For the record, though she was also a stupid slagbag, I did not mind that much when Goody talked abahhht her caaancaaar, because in the end it did raise awareness and that's goood. Still a fucking dickhead though.)
(Why can't Jordan die too?)
(Is she human enough to die? Who knows. I need a Crunchie.)
Do you really need to ask?

He would've done us all a favour if he had just drowned her instead.
I was feeling that the last few days of my life might have been the worst ever. I now know they were since this is being harboured for release. On the bright side however, I am not the humiliation that is Katie Price.
There are no words, none at all, that can actually be used to comment on this assault on culture. But what I would like to know is how does a human being make their fulcrum horizontal?
On a lighter note, while listening to the snippet, I did, in my mind convert every beat into a bullet issuing from a gun that can fire them quite quickly - while pointed at her deformed face/body/soul.
Andre must really, really have loved her. He tries to sing really loud towards the end to drown her out. But can't. There's a metaphor in there I think...
Funny you should say that Jiggers, I am currently reading a book about the anthropology of the English and one paragraph in particular brought this heinous harpy to mind immediately when it stated that "as a nation we are a private people and that those who will do or say anything to breach this privacy will inevitably end up being reviled and ridiculed by the rest of us".
I think that this harridan reached tipping point a long time ago....I mean can anyone really see her restoring any feint modicum of dignity at all, ever ? Even if she were to disappear from our lives completely for the next 5 years and then suddenly reappear as a nun we would all still thing she was a big plastic titted slapper with all the class of diamante clown pendant.
autotune on overdrive
Are we in 'total car crash' territory yet or still messing around with 'so bad it's good'?
I hear she's going to make Alex do a 12 inch.
Does she have any self awareness? God knows what she sees when she looks in the mirror.
That's the opening ceremony for the Olympics sorted!
I'd love to see her open the next world cup with the one she does with peter, who incidentally is shite too.
"free to love again" eh. can't help feeling there's some kind of subtext in that title.
"free to love again" eh. can't help feeling there's some kind of subtext in that title.
I'd love to see her open the next world cup with the one she does with peter, who incidentally is shite too.
That's the opening ceremony for the Olympics sorted!
Does she have any self awareness? God knows what she sees when she looks in the mirror.
I hear she's going to make Alex do a 12 inch.
Are we in 'total car crash' territory yet or still messing around with 'so bad it's good'?
autotune on overdrive
Funny you should say that Jiggers, I am currently reading a book about the anthropology of the English and one paragraph in particular brought this heinous harpy to mind immediately when it stated that "as a nation we are a private people and that those who will do or say anything to breach this privacy will inevitably end up being reviled and ridiculed by the rest of us".
I think that this harridan reached tipping point a long time ago....I mean can anyone really see her restoring any feint modicum of dignity at all, ever ? Even if she were to disappear from our lives completely for the next 5 years and then suddenly reappear as a nun we would all still thing she was a big plastic titted slapper with all the class of diamante clown pendant.
I was feeling that the last few days of my life might have been the worst ever. I now know they were since this is being harboured for release. On the bright side however, I am not the humiliation that is Katie Price.
There are no words, none at all, that can actually be used to comment on this assault on culture. But what I would like to know is how does a human being make their fulcrum horizontal?
On a lighter note, while listening to the snippet, I did, in my mind convert every beat into a bullet issuing from a gun that can fire them quite quickly - while pointed at her deformed face/body/soul.
Andre must really, really have loved her. He tries to sing really loud towards the end to drown her out. But can't. There's a metaphor in there I think...
He would've done us all a favour if he had just drowned her instead.
Do you really need to ask?

Too fucking true, Rev-o. There is not an aspect of her life that she hasn't made money out of publicising...her pregnancies, her 'miscarriage', her cancer, her wedding(s), her divorce, her disabled child, her 'rape'.
I might put too high a price on privacy. I'm the sort of person who doesn't even have my birthday or relationship status on Facebook, my philosophy being those who should know my birthday and my relationship status, already do. Maybe not everyone is as private as that, and that's fine, but this orange-tinted botox'd-up slagbag brings new meaning to the phrase: IS NOTHING SACRED???
(For the record, though she was also a stupid slagbag, I did not mind that much when Goody talked abahhht her caaancaaar, because in the end it did raise awareness and that's goood. Still a fucking dickhead though.)
(Why can't Jordan die too?)
(Is she human enough to die? Who knows. I need a Crunchie.)
It all just screams class down to the tasteful coat of arms on the cover. Destined to prop up the bargain bins of anyone retarded enough to stock it for decades to come.
Oh but Stella darling, your life could be worse- you could BE Katie Price. Imagine waking up to find you are trapped in an orange shell of plastic and polyfilla with the brainpower of that 'special' kid we all went to school with and a voice so bad that all the over-production in the world can't hide the less than glancing relationship between the noise coming out of your mouth and a 'tune'. Even Kafka would have baulked at that scenario.
What have harvey price and HP sauce got in common?
The initials.
Whats the difference?
The sauce has a cap to stop it dribbling..
Yes, but Katie Price has neither the brainpower or the imagination to comprehend the scale of her awfulness by comparison to normal human beings.
No, but your lovely wife would comprehend it if, in a Metamorphosis-stylee she one day awoke to found that she had the body and voice and life of KP but still the mind of Stella. But I would not wish that on either of you.
You know, I have a knack to see the beauty in almost anyone or anything, but that picture has a listless, lifeless look on it with the coldness of a (money-operated) robot.
There is nothing remotely appealing about this "woman" - no saving graces whatsoever, yet a proportion of people in this country find her somehow scintillating and worthy of throwing their money at.
I personally find her abhorrent, and call upon everyone to remind all and sundry of how she alone was responsible for the condition of the eldest fat kid. You will be fucking judged on that alone, never mind the endless list of other tasteless shit
Olbas oil?? How funny (laughs) I love it!
The question is though - would I rather smear Olbas into my vuvuzela or listen to Katie's record? I might need a few years to ponder that one. By then The Price might have:
married one of the Jackson kids (probably Blanket)
bullied Living TV into running a show on Harvey's sex change
had a face-off (literally) with Pete Burns where they both swap mugs for an online documentary
kicked the bucket (and I don't mean Alex Reid)
Really cooooool! You guys can check more about it at --diamondˉkissing .Cˉ0M__where you can meet the wealthy singles, sexy beauties and even hot celebs.
Despite Andre being an over-sincere choggie gimp, I'll give him credit where it's due- he can at least sing in tune when live. I'm not saying it's a pleasant experience, but it is, at least, in tune, with half-decent diction. Not only is she borderline tone deaf (despite thinking she's Mariah Carey), she's got dipthong all over the place in both songs (two different sounds on one syllable- e.g. "you" pronounced as "yeee-ooo") and she can't seem to get her veneers around consonants, especially R for some reason.
Yes, that comment is really boring but I'm a singing teacher and bad singing really fucks me off, and that's why I can't watch X-factor.
Even hot celebs!?! Sign me up!!!
I'm liking this new Gary chap, he's got a lot to say and he says it well.
Yeah but I saw another thread where he said he was lying about being able to introduce me to hot celebs.....why do you toy with us GaryKing ? Whyyyy ???
Gary King is such a tease. I like him!
I'm gonna make him my friend and then I'm sure GaryKing will introduce me to lots of hot celebs who want to make sex
Ah no, littlelola, your observation is very interesting. Listened again (for purely professional purposes) and I concur. Anyone willing to point out vowel confusion and phonemic incompetence gets a pap in my book.
*Gary, please oh please. The reason I come here is to read all about hot celebrities and wish I was banging one of them.
*While this statement is intended to be ironic, if Ms Gillan is available between 10 and 11 most weekdays, that would be fine. Let me know.
To paraphrase Donna Summer:
Someone left Katie Price out in the rain,
And I don't know that I can take it,
It took her so long to fake it,
And she'll never have the surgery again...... again.....
oooo Gary I wanna be in the coooooooooooool gang wid you! I can do diamond kissing! Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!
SO, where's this fucking Helen Mirren woman wanting a fucking good seeing-to?
Southeast and main Asian pandora jewelry countries have twisted rubies for centuries, cheap pandora bracelets but research as to where, and how to find more deposits is Pandora charms spare, and production has figured out how and mining companies,” Pandora beads Giuliani says, to look at exactly the right time and place.” pandora set Farther investigation of claret formation, based on tectonic scenery, cheap pandora geochemistry, fluid inclusions and isotopic ratios, allowed discount pandora Giuliani’s lineup to remodel a new prototype for the French Institute pandora 2010 of Research for Development (IRD) and the National Scientific pandora sale Center of Research, two government-sponsored knowledge Pandora Bangles and technology research institutes that aim to aid in the sustainable cheap pandora bracelets development of developing countries. Before the collision pandora bracelets prices of the Eurasian and Indian plates, lagoons or deltas sat in the regions where marble is giant, pandora bracelets and charms he says, “and there is the brains to expect that the new pandora bracelets sale thoughts should help development of the artless capital.” discount pandora bracelets Virginie Garnier, Gaston Giuliani and Daniel Pandora necklace Ohnenstetter urban the shape to do just that. They work for the garnet cheap pandora charms genesis. While studying the bedrock in Vietnam in 1998, the discount pandora charms French players found rubies, which detained traces of aluminum, chromium pandora charms sale and vanadium from universities, international corporations, governments pandora charms 2010 and why the rubies got there, and has created a paradigm Pandora beads to help these evaporites, Garnier says, when the Eurasian cheap pandora beads and Indian plates collided, raising the Himalaya Mountains.
Replica cheap NFL jerseys are becoming rapidly popular as regular attire.You will notice many teenagers donning a Bill Russell or Oscar. Robertson jersey in pubs, colleges and discos.In fact, NHL jerseys even individuals who are not MLB jerseys fans have started wearing these jerseys as a style statement.are only the beginning in terms of what you can expect to find online now.
Check out 'Katie Price gets booed at Mayhem', (You Tube)...........................gratifying