Can someone please let Eminem know that it's 2009 please? Warning - the following video contains a fart gag. Seriously.

It's difficult to know where to start with this - on one hand it's just Eminem doing what he usually does, which is pop-culture referenced rhyming over almost comical baroque style beats and on the other hand, it... ah fuck it - sounds like shit.

 

His voice sounds terrible, his reference points are completely mistimed (did he recording this song over a period of 4 years? Oh hahah Amy Winehouse is drunk and Britney is a mess! LOL)

 

Quite literally not very good at all. Marshall Mathers, the world has moved on.