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Taylor Lautner-mania at New Moon World premiere

Old moon

Tue, 17/11/2009 - 17:09 by Harry Bow

Yes, the New Moon promo tour still continues - and we can look forward to many, many more from the Twilight Saga to come.

After not recognising approximately 75% of the guests at the New Moon world premiere, it was almost a relief to see the faces of Cat Deeley and 50 Cent (what the fuck, Fiddy?). Is this really what it's come to?

Other chaperones at the hormone-fest included Joan Jett, Richie Sambora, Jennie Garth and Jennifer Love Hewitt, although child wrestler Taylor Lautner could undoubtedly take them all on.

After what's seemed like the longest press junket in history, New Moon finally gets released this Friday, so expect tumbleweeds to be blowing through your local Topshop as every teen on the planet heads to their nearest multiplex.

Coming next; Eclipse, the third installment in the Twilight Saga. Yippee.

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Comments

you'll never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 18/11/2009 - 10:40
This grody consecution of hormone charged teen novels is a fantastic example of the cultural jihad that is being lost to people whose lips move when they read, smell of deep fried food, and need help with spelling.
kwebb Wed, 18/11/2009 - 09:52
Who?
PuddyTwat Wed, 18/11/2009 - 01:30

Who?
PuddyTwat Wed, 18/11/2009 - 01:30
This grody consecution of hormone charged teen novels is a fantastic example of the cultural jihad that is being lost to people whose lips move when they read, smell of deep fried food, and need help with spelling.
kwebb Wed, 18/11/2009 - 09:52
you'll never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 18/11/2009 - 10:40