Loredana Jolie-Ferriolo relaxes by the pool
Lola Ferrari?
Mon, 11/01/2010 - 12:06 by HM writerThe unassuming mistress of Tiger Woods (no.13 out of a possible 18) Loredana Jolie-Ferriolo was just trying to pen her memoir about her reported shagathon with the golfer as she relaxed by the pool until all of a sudden, those pesky paparazzi turned up again to harrass the poor love...
Last time this happened, poor startled Loredana Jolie-Ferriolo was just trying to get on with her life and play a round of golf (although we never did see her take a swing) before photographers surrounded her.
Meanwhile, as Loredana reportedly plans a tell-all book about her time with the disgraced golfer, mistress number 1 Rachel Uchitel has apparently claimed to have spent Christmas with Tiger at his Florida mansion.
She reportedly told a friend who told the NOTW:
"He took care of me really good. It was amazing and delicious. Tiger and I have been sneaking around for the last few days. It’s been really hard - we have a condo at Palm Beach where we go."
And Uchitel said of Woods, who hasn't been seen in public for over a month, that despite him being a sex addict and having over 18 alleged mistresses, he's like, totally the 'one'.
She reportedly added:
"It is definitely over with his wife, they are getting divorced and he’s agreed to give her $300 million (£187million) including all the houses. He has been sorting things out. We are soulmates. I just want it done. I want to start over again with him."
And apparently the pair celebrated Christmas with Tiger giving her a gift of "lots of cash and hours of sex". Or, erm, should that be he gave her cash and she gave him the sex?...
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She's wearing Jordan's comedy tits!
Seriously though, is Tiger some kind of masochist?
Why he appeared to be going for the dimwitted plastic valley girls when he could have had just about any lady he desired is rather odd.
Go forth, fuckwit, and report back, about Ms Jolie-Ferriolo's gobflaps.
Well it'd be nice to put your theory to the test
Now, I've always thought that lip action is obviously essential...but that such over-inflated gobflaps would render the blowie sort of weird, like having your way with a lilo.
Considering how much control these collagen tarts haver over their enunciation, I don't have high hopes for their general-ability-to-control-lips-at-all.
I think it's the blowjob potential, rather than kissing (over-rated). And maybe it appeals to men who like their women to look like they've just been smacked in the gob. In a nice way, of course.
As a bit of market research, I am interested in the general appeal of kissing a mouth that looks like a marmoset's ringpiece.
Granted it would probably look quite special clamped over a gentleman's vermillion-headed champion - but then having its own gravitational pull may be the main appeal there.
Poor love. Having to put them in slings. It must be quite disabling having those tits. I wonder if she has a special parking bag?
A go on the inflatable slides on Brighton Pier would work just as well. Probably cleaner too.
Her surname reminds me of Lolo Ferrari.
So do her improbable hooters.
Imagine climbing aboard that, though... eh, fellas? You'd want a go, wouldn't you?
You are a pathetic cunt for ploughing through 12 pictures.
must have taken him ages to blow her up
You're right, it does. I wonder which ageing billionaire this one will marry 'out of love'.
Can't help but notice the name Jolie and a growing similarity to another large-breasted, pouty lipped thing. Wonder if by any chance they are related?
Sounds great
Seeing that pendulous, overstuffed haggis wrapped in muslin reminds me it's not long till Burns Night
Am I the only one to be wondering where her leg has gone in the 12th picture?
Sounds more like Anna Nicole Smith.
Separated at birth from Jordan? Dreams of fame and fortune based on reality tv programs and a tell-all autobiography which will undoubtedly end in seedy 'art' photos followed by drugs and an inevitable descent into third rate porn and an overdose, interspersed with desperate attempts to convince the world that she has some purpose or meaning to her sad, sad life.
Loredana Jolie-Ferriolo. bit of a mouthful, in all respects.
Shaving rash ?
i love her 80s swimming togs. stylish and practical too.
So this chick still hates publicity and I still hate her fucking boob job.
So this chick still hates publicity and I still hate her fucking boob job.
i love her 80s swimming togs. stylish and practical too.
Shaving rash ?
Loredana Jolie-Ferriolo. bit of a mouthful, in all respects.
Separated at birth from Jordan? Dreams of fame and fortune based on reality tv programs and a tell-all autobiography which will undoubtedly end in seedy 'art' photos followed by drugs and an inevitable descent into third rate porn and an overdose, interspersed with desperate attempts to convince the world that she has some purpose or meaning to her sad, sad life.
Sounds more like Anna Nicole Smith.
Am I the only one to be wondering where her leg has gone in the 12th picture?
Seeing that pendulous, overstuffed haggis wrapped in muslin reminds me it's not long till Burns Night
Sounds great
You're right, it does. I wonder which ageing billionaire this one will marry 'out of love'.
Can't help but notice the name Jolie and a growing similarity to another large-breasted, pouty lipped thing. Wonder if by any chance they are related?
must have taken him ages to blow her up
You are a pathetic cunt for ploughing through 12 pictures.
Imagine climbing aboard that, though... eh, fellas? You'd want a go, wouldn't you?
Her surname reminds me of Lolo Ferrari.
So do her improbable hooters.
A go on the inflatable slides on Brighton Pier would work just as well. Probably cleaner too.
Poor love. Having to put them in slings. It must be quite disabling having those tits. I wonder if she has a special parking bag?
As a bit of market research, I am interested in the general appeal of kissing a mouth that looks like a marmoset's ringpiece.
Granted it would probably look quite special clamped over a gentleman's vermillion-headed champion - but then having its own gravitational pull may be the main appeal there.
I think it's the blowjob potential, rather than kissing (over-rated). And maybe it appeals to men who like their women to look like they've just been smacked in the gob. In a nice way, of course.
Now, I've always thought that lip action is obviously essential...but that such over-inflated gobflaps would render the blowie sort of weird, like having your way with a lilo.
Considering how much control these collagen tarts haver over their enunciation, I don't have high hopes for their general-ability-to-control-lips-at-all.
Well it'd be nice to put your theory to the test
Go forth, fuckwit, and report back, about Ms Jolie-Ferriolo's gobflaps.
She's wearing Jordan's comedy tits!
Seriously though, is Tiger some kind of masochist?
Why he appeared to be going for the dimwitted plastic valley girls when he could have had just about any lady he desired is rather odd.