If you haven't seen R Kelly's mini soap opera 'Trapped In the Closet' then you should probably watch it as soon as you can. It's got Omar from The Wire in it, and R Kelly singing while all the other actors lip sync. Plus, not wanting to ruin it, but there's a midget in the closet.

Anyway, good news for fans of the soap because R Kelly has apparently written another 22 thrilling chapters. According to TMZ, the only thing stopping him going ahead with his pioneering series is a lack of money. Seemingly, those sky high production values from the first series don't come cheap.

So, if you've got any spare change lying around the house, a savings account you don't need, a yacht you don't use or possibly even a vault full of gold bullion you haven't opened for a while, then just send it right on over to Robert as soon as possible so he can started. Money well spent.

Also, for those who haven't seen it, here's a fantastic segment…