There's not much to say about Desperate Scousewives that you can't already imagine from the title, and the cast members seem to be doing their best to live up to everyone's expectations. Although, having said that, there's two 'wives' here outside the Platinum Lace strip club in Piccadilly Circus, and only one is showing her arse and fanny to the assembled photographers. Sounds like those Liverpudlian stereotypes are going to need updating.