Dammit Janet
Mon, 28/11/2011 - 11:41 by Gemma Exley

Bruce Forsyth might like to consider this next time he feels like giving X Factor a kick; this weekend's shows featured a Snow Patrol cover, a row between Carol Decker and Gary Balow, and Harry Styles wearing a bow-tie. What did you have, Strictly? A knicker flash from Anita Dobson and a strip tease from Robbie Savage? Actually, you win - sex sells.

Following our prediction earlier this year that she'd probably win, Janet Devlin got eliminated from X Factor last night after a performance of Snow Patrol's Chasing Cars, proving that we're a reliable source so long as Gary Lightbody isn't involved. She'd previously performed Hanson's Mmm Bop but forgot the words and later claimed she was going to vomit after eating something bad, before landing in the bottom two with Misha B. Kelly Rowland cried, but then was FIERCE again, because obviously it's not going to be the last we see of Janet, mainly because she actually has a single in the pop charts RIGHT NOW! The charidee jingle raced in at number 38 and also features Harry Styles with a hanky in his pocket! *SCREAM*

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