iLuminate
Wed, 03/08/2011 - 16:56 by John HillWhile on Britain's Got Talent we've got women showing off their sizeable chest, small boys jumping over anything they can find, including other small boys, and David Hasselhoff, America's Got Talent has people from the future turning into snakes and stuff in the dark. All we know is they're called iLuminate, but we don't know what they want or why they're here. Hopefully, it's something to do with experimenting on Piers Morgan. EXCELSIOR! Or something.
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Comments
Wow, that was brilliantly disturbing and not at all arousing..
they're no stavros flatley!
they're no stavros flatley!
Wow, that was brilliantly disturbing and not at all arousing..